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I accidentally farted in the office. How should I handle it?


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I let a fart slip in the office. It was a squeaker so it could've been interpreted as a noise coming from my chair or my shoe scraping the floor. We work on hard floors so I feel like it could easily not be interpreted as a fart and so far I passed it off like it wasn't a fart but I worry my direct manager who sits next to me may have realized it was a fart. I have no evidence of either case. I don't think anyone else in the office noticed due to them having headphones in/not a lot of people being in today anyway.



Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident? Or should I play dumb and not even acknowledge the fart? At this point it feels like too much time has passed and I should move on. But I can't help but feel embarrassed and that this is a dirty secret that will be talked about behind my back. I don't want to be labelled as a gross farter.










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    I let a fart slip in the office. It was a squeaker so it could've been interpreted as a noise coming from my chair or my shoe scraping the floor. We work on hard floors so I feel like it could easily not be interpreted as a fart and so far I passed it off like it wasn't a fart but I worry my direct manager who sits next to me may have realized it was a fart. I have no evidence of either case. I don't think anyone else in the office noticed due to them having headphones in/not a lot of people being in today anyway.



    Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident? Or should I play dumb and not even acknowledge the fart? At this point it feels like too much time has passed and I should move on. But I can't help but feel embarrassed and that this is a dirty secret that will be talked about behind my back. I don't want to be labelled as a gross farter.










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      I let a fart slip in the office. It was a squeaker so it could've been interpreted as a noise coming from my chair or my shoe scraping the floor. We work on hard floors so I feel like it could easily not be interpreted as a fart and so far I passed it off like it wasn't a fart but I worry my direct manager who sits next to me may have realized it was a fart. I have no evidence of either case. I don't think anyone else in the office noticed due to them having headphones in/not a lot of people being in today anyway.



      Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident? Or should I play dumb and not even acknowledge the fart? At this point it feels like too much time has passed and I should move on. But I can't help but feel embarrassed and that this is a dirty secret that will be talked about behind my back. I don't want to be labelled as a gross farter.










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      I let a fart slip in the office. It was a squeaker so it could've been interpreted as a noise coming from my chair or my shoe scraping the floor. We work on hard floors so I feel like it could easily not be interpreted as a fart and so far I passed it off like it wasn't a fart but I worry my direct manager who sits next to me may have realized it was a fart. I have no evidence of either case. I don't think anyone else in the office noticed due to them having headphones in/not a lot of people being in today anyway.



      Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident? Or should I play dumb and not even acknowledge the fart? At this point it feels like too much time has passed and I should move on. But I can't help but feel embarrassed and that this is a dirty secret that will be talked about behind my back. I don't want to be labelled as a gross farter.







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          Everyone farts and sometimes one or two gets away from us. Just don't make it a habit.




          Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident?




          I personally don't think it's necessary since you were just sitting in the office.






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            Everyone farts and sometimes one or two gets away from us. Just don't make it a habit.




            Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident?




            I personally don't think it's necessary since you were just sitting in the office.






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              I personally don't think it's necessary since you were just sitting in the office.






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                Everyone farts and sometimes one or two gets away from us. Just don't make it a habit.




                Should I have apologized that I let a fart slip on accident?




                I personally don't think it's necessary since you were just sitting in the office.






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                Everyone farts and sometimes one or two gets away from us. Just don't make it a habit.




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                I personally don't think it's necessary since you were just sitting in the office.







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