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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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    – Giuseppe
    5 hours ago






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    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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    – Giuseppe
    5 hours ago






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    Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
$endgroup$
– Giuseppe
5 hours ago




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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
$endgroup$
– Giuseppe
5 hours ago




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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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Jelly, 20 bytes



œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


Try it online!



A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



Explanation



œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
Ṛ | Reverse
j⁾, | Join with ", "
;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
“Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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    Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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    @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



-4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


Explanation



 # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen


Try it online!






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    Cool! Where's your input?
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    @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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brainfuck, 164



,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


Try it online!



The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






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J, 22 bytes



', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


Try it online!






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    Stax, 13 bytes



    â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


    Run and debug it






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      Octave, 35 bytes





      @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]


      Try it online!



      @(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
      [ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
      "Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
      s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"

      % Returns the concatenated string


      42 bytes:



      I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(



      @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " ver.Name1]


      Try it online!






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        Japt, 18 bytes



        `His3, I'm Japt!


        When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



        Try it






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          APL+WIN, 31 bytes



          s," ",("Hi",3↓s←⎕),", I'm APL!"


          Prompts for input string.



          Try it online! Courtesy of Dyalog Classic



          One byte extra in TIO as Dyalog Classic requires quotes within text strings to be doubled up whereas double quotes can be used to enclose text strings in APL+WIN.






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            Perl 6, 30 28 bytes



            -2 bytes thanks to bb94





            "Him/s.*/, I'm Perl 6!"


            Try it online!






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              JavaScript, 38 37 bytes



              x=>`Hi$x.slice(3), I'm JavaScript!`


              Try it online!






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                Python 3, 35 bytes





                lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                Try it online!






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                C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                Try it online!






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                  C (gcc), 59 42 bytes



                  -17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary





                  int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                  Try it online!



                  Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






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                    The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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                    @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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                  Perl 5 -p, 31 bytes





                  s/I'm/Hi/;$=", I'm Perl 5 -p!"


                  Try it online!






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                    05AB1E, 23 bytes



                    #À„Hiš`s',«s"05AB1E!"ðý


                    Try it online!



                    Explanation



                    # # split on spaces
                    À # rotate left
                    „Hiš # prepend "Hi"
                    ` # split as separate words to the stack
                    s # move the adjective to the top of the stack
                    ',« # append ","
                    s # swap "I'm" to the top of the stack
                    "05AB1E!" # push the language name
                    ðý # join on spaces





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                      V, 15 bytes



                      c3lHi␛A, I'm V!


                      Try it online!



                      New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)






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                        Jelly, 20 bytes



                        œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


                        Try it online!



                        A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



                        Explanation



                        œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
                        Ṛ | Reverse
                        j⁾, | Join with ", "
                        ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
                        “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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                          Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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                          @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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                          Ah, that makes sense
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                        Jelly, 20 bytes



                        œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


                        Try it online!



                        A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



                        Explanation



                        œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
                        Ṛ | Reverse
                        j⁾, | Join with ", "
                        ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
                        “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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                          Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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                          @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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                        œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


                        Try it online!



                        A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



                        Explanation



                        œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
                        Ṛ | Reverse
                        j⁾, | Join with ", "
                        ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
                        “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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                        Jelly, 20 bytes



                        œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


                        Try it online!



                        A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



                        Explanation



                        œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
                        Ṛ | Reverse
                        j⁾, | Join with ", "
                        ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
                        “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning






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                        edited 4 hours ago

























                        answered 6 hours ago









                        Nick KennedyNick Kennedy

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                        • $begingroup$
                          Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
                          $endgroup$
                          – Nick Kennedy
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Ah, that makes sense
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago
















                        • $begingroup$
                          Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
                          $endgroup$
                          – Nick Kennedy
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Ah, that makes sense
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago















                        $begingroup$
                        Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago












                        $begingroup$
                        @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
                        $endgroup$
                        – Nick Kennedy
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
                        $endgroup$
                        – Nick Kennedy
                        6 hours ago












                        $begingroup$
                        Ah, that makes sense
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        Ah, that makes sense
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago











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                        $begingroup$


                        Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



                        -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





                        ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


                        Explanation



                         # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
                        ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
                        $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
                        # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
                        # -p outputs $_ to screen


                        Try it online!






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                        • $begingroup$
                          Cool! Where's your input?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Value Ink
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Gotcha. Good answer!
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago















                        3












                        $begingroup$


                        Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



                        -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





                        ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


                        Explanation



                         # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
                        ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
                        $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
                        # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
                        # -p outputs $_ to screen


                        Try it online!






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                        $endgroup$












                        • $begingroup$
                          Cool! Where's your input?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Value Ink
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Gotcha. Good answer!
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago













                        3












                        3








                        3





                        $begingroup$


                        Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



                        -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





                        ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


                        Explanation



                         # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
                        ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
                        $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
                        # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
                        # -p outputs $_ to screen


                        Try it online!






                        share|improve this answer











                        $endgroup$




                        Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



                        -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





                        ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


                        Explanation



                         # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
                        ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
                        $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
                        # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
                        # -p outputs $_ to screen


                        Try it online!







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                        edited 4 hours ago

























                        answered 6 hours ago









                        Value InkValue Ink

                        8,165731




                        8,165731











                        • $begingroup$
                          Cool! Where's your input?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Value Ink
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Gotcha. Good answer!
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago
















                        • $begingroup$
                          Cool! Where's your input?
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Value Ink
                          6 hours ago










                        • $begingroup$
                          Gotcha. Good answer!
                          $endgroup$
                          – connectyourcharger
                          6 hours ago















                        $begingroup$
                        Cool! Where's your input?
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        Cool! Where's your input?
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago












                        $begingroup$
                        @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                        $endgroup$
                        – Value Ink
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
                        $endgroup$
                        – Value Ink
                        6 hours ago












                        $begingroup$
                        Gotcha. Good answer!
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        Gotcha. Good answer!
                        $endgroup$
                        – connectyourcharger
                        6 hours ago











                        2












                        $begingroup$

                        brainfuck, 164



                        ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                        Try it online!



                        The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






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                        $endgroup$












                        • $begingroup$
                          Try BF Crunch
                          $endgroup$
                          – Jo King
                          3 hours ago















                        2












                        $begingroup$

                        brainfuck, 164



                        ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                        Try it online!



                        The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






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                        $endgroup$












                        • $begingroup$
                          Try BF Crunch
                          $endgroup$
                          – Jo King
                          3 hours ago













                        2












                        2








                        2





                        $begingroup$

                        brainfuck, 164



                        ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                        Try it online!



                        The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






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                        $endgroup$



                        brainfuck, 164



                        ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                        Try it online!



                        The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.







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                        answered 5 hours ago









                        cardboard_boxcardboard_box

                        4,0851430




                        4,0851430











                        • $begingroup$
                          Try BF Crunch
                          $endgroup$
                          – Jo King
                          3 hours ago
















                        • $begingroup$
                          Try BF Crunch
                          $endgroup$
                          – Jo King
                          3 hours ago















                        $begingroup$
                        Try BF Crunch
                        $endgroup$
                        – Jo King
                        3 hours ago




                        $begingroup$
                        Try BF Crunch
                        $endgroup$
                        – Jo King
                        3 hours ago











                        2












                        $begingroup$


                        J, 22 bytes



                        ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                        Try it online!






                        share|improve this answer











                        $endgroup$

















                          2












                          $begingroup$


                          J, 22 bytes



                          ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                          Try it online!






                          share|improve this answer











                          $endgroup$















                            2












                            2








                            2





                            $begingroup$


                            J, 22 bytes



                            ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                            Try it online!






                            share|improve this answer











                            $endgroup$




                            J, 22 bytes



                            ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                            Try it online!







                            share|improve this answer














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                            edited 5 hours ago

























                            answered 5 hours ago









                            JonahJonah

                            3,3081019




                            3,3081019





















                                2












                                $begingroup$


                                Stax, 13 bytes



                                â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                Run and debug it






                                share|improve this answer









                                $endgroup$

















                                  2












                                  $begingroup$


                                  Stax, 13 bytes



                                  â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                  Run and debug it






                                  share|improve this answer









                                  $endgroup$















                                    2












                                    2








                                    2





                                    $begingroup$


                                    Stax, 13 bytes



                                    â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                    Run and debug it






                                    share|improve this answer









                                    $endgroup$




                                    Stax, 13 bytes



                                    â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                    Run and debug it







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                                    answered 4 hours ago









                                    recursiverecursive

                                    5,9741323




                                    5,9741323





















                                        2












                                        $begingroup$


                                        Octave, 35 bytes





                                        @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]


                                        Try it online!



                                        @(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
                                        [ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
                                        "Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
                                        s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"

                                        % Returns the concatenated string


                                        42 bytes:



                                        I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(



                                        @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " ver.Name1]


                                        Try it online!






                                        share|improve this answer











                                        $endgroup$

















                                          2












                                          $begingroup$


                                          Octave, 35 bytes





                                          @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]


                                          Try it online!



                                          @(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
                                          [ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
                                          "Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
                                          s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"

                                          % Returns the concatenated string


                                          42 bytes:



                                          I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(



                                          @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " ver.Name1]


                                          Try it online!






                                          share|improve this answer











                                          $endgroup$















                                            2












                                            2








                                            2





                                            $begingroup$


                                            Octave, 35 bytes





                                            @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]


                                            Try it online!



                                            @(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
                                            [ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
                                            "Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
                                            s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"

                                            % Returns the concatenated string


                                            42 bytes:



                                            I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(



                                            @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " ver.Name1]


                                            Try it online!






                                            share|improve this answer











                                            $endgroup$




                                            Octave, 35 bytes





                                            @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]


                                            Try it online!



                                            @(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
                                            [ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
                                            "Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
                                            s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"

                                            % Returns the concatenated string


                                            42 bytes:



                                            I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(



                                            @(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " ver.Name1]


                                            Try it online!







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                                            edited 6 mins ago

























                                            answered 1 hour ago









                                            Stewie GriffinStewie Griffin

                                            28.9k11107274




                                            28.9k11107274





















                                                1












                                                $begingroup$


                                                Japt, 18 bytes



                                                `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                Try it






                                                share|improve this answer











                                                $endgroup$

















                                                  1












                                                  $begingroup$


                                                  Japt, 18 bytes



                                                  `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                  When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                  Try it






                                                  share|improve this answer











                                                  $endgroup$















                                                    1












                                                    1








                                                    1





                                                    $begingroup$


                                                    Japt, 18 bytes



                                                    `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                    When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                    Try it






                                                    share|improve this answer











                                                    $endgroup$




                                                    Japt, 18 bytes



                                                    `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                    When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                    Try it







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                                                    edited 3 hours ago

























                                                    answered 4 hours ago









                                                    Embodiment of IgnoranceEmbodiment of Ignorance

                                                    3,559128




                                                    3,559128





















                                                        1












                                                        $begingroup$

                                                        APL+WIN, 31 bytes



                                                        s," ",("Hi",3↓s←⎕),", I'm APL!"


                                                        Prompts for input string.



                                                        Try it online! Courtesy of Dyalog Classic



                                                        One byte extra in TIO as Dyalog Classic requires quotes within text strings to be doubled up whereas double quotes can be used to enclose text strings in APL+WIN.






                                                        share|improve this answer









                                                        $endgroup$

















                                                          1












                                                          $begingroup$

                                                          APL+WIN, 31 bytes



                                                          s," ",("Hi",3↓s←⎕),", I'm APL!"


                                                          Prompts for input string.



                                                          Try it online! Courtesy of Dyalog Classic



                                                          One byte extra in TIO as Dyalog Classic requires quotes within text strings to be doubled up whereas double quotes can be used to enclose text strings in APL+WIN.






                                                          share|improve this answer









                                                          $endgroup$















                                                            1












                                                            1








                                                            1





                                                            $begingroup$

                                                            APL+WIN, 31 bytes



                                                            s," ",("Hi",3↓s←⎕),", I'm APL!"


                                                            Prompts for input string.



                                                            Try it online! Courtesy of Dyalog Classic



                                                            One byte extra in TIO as Dyalog Classic requires quotes within text strings to be doubled up whereas double quotes can be used to enclose text strings in APL+WIN.






                                                            share|improve this answer









                                                            $endgroup$



                                                            APL+WIN, 31 bytes



                                                            s," ",("Hi",3↓s←⎕),", I'm APL!"


                                                            Prompts for input string.



                                                            Try it online! Courtesy of Dyalog Classic



                                                            One byte extra in TIO as Dyalog Classic requires quotes within text strings to be doubled up whereas double quotes can be used to enclose text strings in APL+WIN.







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                                                            answered 1 hour ago









                                                            GrahamGraham

                                                            2,73678




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                                                                1












                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                Perl 6, 30 28 bytes



                                                                -2 bytes thanks to bb94





                                                                "Him/s.*/, I'm Perl 6!"


                                                                Try it online!






                                                                share|improve this answer











                                                                $endgroup$

















                                                                  1












                                                                  $begingroup$


                                                                  Perl 6, 30 28 bytes



                                                                  -2 bytes thanks to bb94





                                                                  "Him/s.*/, I'm Perl 6!"


                                                                  Try it online!






                                                                  share|improve this answer











                                                                  $endgroup$















                                                                    1












                                                                    1








                                                                    1





                                                                    $begingroup$


                                                                    Perl 6, 30 28 bytes



                                                                    -2 bytes thanks to bb94





                                                                    "Him/s.*/, I'm Perl 6!"


                                                                    Try it online!






                                                                    share|improve this answer











                                                                    $endgroup$




                                                                    Perl 6, 30 28 bytes



                                                                    -2 bytes thanks to bb94





                                                                    "Him/s.*/, I'm Perl 6!"


                                                                    Try it online!







                                                                    share|improve this answer














                                                                    share|improve this answer



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                                                                    edited 1 hour ago

























                                                                    answered 3 hours ago









                                                                    Jo KingJo King

                                                                    28.3k366134




                                                                    28.3k366134





















                                                                        1












                                                                        $begingroup$

                                                                        JavaScript, 38 37 bytes



                                                                        x=>`Hi$x.slice(3), I'm JavaScript!`


                                                                        Try it online!






                                                                        share|improve this answer











                                                                        $endgroup$

















                                                                          1












                                                                          $begingroup$

                                                                          JavaScript, 38 37 bytes



                                                                          x=>`Hi$x.slice(3), I'm JavaScript!`


                                                                          Try it online!






                                                                          share|improve this answer











                                                                          $endgroup$















                                                                            1












                                                                            1








                                                                            1





                                                                            $begingroup$

                                                                            JavaScript, 38 37 bytes



                                                                            x=>`Hi$x.slice(3), I'm JavaScript!`


                                                                            Try it online!






                                                                            share|improve this answer











                                                                            $endgroup$



                                                                            JavaScript, 38 37 bytes



                                                                            x=>`Hi$x.slice(3), I'm JavaScript!`


                                                                            Try it online!







                                                                            share|improve this answer














                                                                            share|improve this answer



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                                                                            edited 13 mins ago

























                                                                            answered 22 mins ago









                                                                            darrylyeodarrylyeo

                                                                            5,4041034




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                                                                                0












                                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                                Python 3, 35 bytes





                                                                                lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                                                                                Try it online!






                                                                                share|improve this answer









                                                                                $endgroup$












                                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                                  34 bytes
                                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                                  – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                  4 hours ago















                                                                                0












                                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                                Python 3, 35 bytes





                                                                                lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                                                                                Try it online!






                                                                                share|improve this answer









                                                                                $endgroup$












                                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                                  34 bytes
                                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                                  – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                  4 hours ago













                                                                                0












                                                                                0








                                                                                0





                                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                                Python 3, 35 bytes





                                                                                lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                                                                                Try it online!






                                                                                share|improve this answer









                                                                                $endgroup$




                                                                                Python 3, 35 bytes





                                                                                lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                                                                                Try it online!







                                                                                share|improve this answer












                                                                                share|improve this answer



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                                                                                answered 5 hours ago









                                                                                StephenStephen

                                                                                7,59723499




                                                                                7,59723499











                                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                                  34 bytes
                                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                                  – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                  4 hours ago
















                                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                                  34 bytes
                                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                                  – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                  4 hours ago















                                                                                $begingroup$
                                                                                34 bytes
                                                                                $endgroup$
                                                                                – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                4 hours ago




                                                                                $begingroup$
                                                                                34 bytes
                                                                                $endgroup$
                                                                                – Embodiment of Ignorance
                                                                                4 hours ago











                                                                                0












                                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                                C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                                                                n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                                                                Try it online!






                                                                                share|improve this answer









                                                                                $endgroup$

















                                                                                  0












                                                                                  $begingroup$


                                                                                  C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                                                                  n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                                                                  Try it online!






                                                                                  share|improve this answer









                                                                                  $endgroup$















                                                                                    0












                                                                                    0








                                                                                    0





                                                                                    $begingroup$


                                                                                    C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                                                                    n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                                                                    Try it online!






                                                                                    share|improve this answer









                                                                                    $endgroup$




                                                                                    C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                                                                    n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                                                                    Try it online!







                                                                                    share|improve this answer












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                                                                                    answered 4 hours ago









                                                                                    Embodiment of IgnoranceEmbodiment of Ignorance

                                                                                    3,559128




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                                                                                        0












                                                                                        $begingroup$


                                                                                        C (gcc), 59 42 bytes



                                                                                        -17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary





                                                                                        int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                                                                                        Try it online!



                                                                                        Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






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                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                          3 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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                                                                                          – Neil A.
                                                                                          3 hours ago






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                                                                                          $begingroup$
                                                                                          And the int is also optional.
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                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago










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                                                                                          (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
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                                                                                          – tsh
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                                                                                        C (gcc), 59 42 bytes



                                                                                        -17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary





                                                                                        int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                                                                                        Try it online!



                                                                                        Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






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                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                          3 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Neil A.
                                                                                          3 hours ago






                                                                                        • 1




                                                                                          $begingroup$
                                                                                          And the int is also optional.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
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                                                                                        C (gcc), 59 42 bytes



                                                                                        -17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary





                                                                                        int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                                                                                        Try it online!



                                                                                        Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






                                                                                        share|improve this answer











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                                                                                        C (gcc), 59 42 bytes



                                                                                        -17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary





                                                                                        int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                                                                                        Try it online!



                                                                                        Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text







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                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                          3 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Neil A.
                                                                                          3 hours ago






                                                                                        • 1




                                                                                          $begingroup$
                                                                                          And the int is also optional.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago

















                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                          3 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – Neil A.
                                                                                          3 hours ago






                                                                                        • 1




                                                                                          $begingroup$
                                                                                          And the int is also optional.
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago










                                                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                                                          (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
                                                                                          $endgroup$
                                                                                          – tsh
                                                                                          2 hours ago
















                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                        3 hours ago




                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – Conor O'Brien
                                                                                        3 hours ago












                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – Neil A.
                                                                                        3 hours ago




                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        @ConorO'Brien nice catch!
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – Neil A.
                                                                                        3 hours ago




                                                                                        1




                                                                                        1




                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        And the int is also optional.
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – tsh
                                                                                        2 hours ago




                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        And the int is also optional.
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – tsh
                                                                                        2 hours ago












                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – tsh
                                                                                        2 hours ago





                                                                                        $begingroup$
                                                                                        (?) And also the char*, maybe...; so a(x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3); should work
                                                                                        $endgroup$
                                                                                        – tsh
                                                                                        2 hours ago












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                                                                                        Perl 5 -p, 31 bytes





                                                                                        s/I'm/Hi/;$=", I'm Perl 5 -p!"


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                                                                                          Perl 5 -p, 31 bytes





                                                                                          s/I'm/Hi/;$=", I'm Perl 5 -p!"


                                                                                          Try it online!






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                                                                                            Perl 5 -p, 31 bytes





                                                                                            s/I'm/Hi/;$=", I'm Perl 5 -p!"


                                                                                            Try it online!






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                                                                                            Perl 5 -p, 31 bytes





                                                                                            s/I'm/Hi/;$=", I'm Perl 5 -p!"


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                                                                                            XcaliXcali

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                                                                                                05AB1E, 23 bytes



                                                                                                #À„Hiš`s',«s"05AB1E!"ðý


                                                                                                Try it online!



                                                                                                Explanation



                                                                                                # # split on spaces
                                                                                                À # rotate left
                                                                                                „Hiš # prepend "Hi"
                                                                                                ` # split as separate words to the stack
                                                                                                s # move the adjective to the top of the stack
                                                                                                ',« # append ","
                                                                                                s # swap "I'm" to the top of the stack
                                                                                                "05AB1E!" # push the language name
                                                                                                ðý # join on spaces





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                                                                                                  05AB1E, 23 bytes



                                                                                                  #À„Hiš`s',«s"05AB1E!"ðý


                                                                                                  Try it online!



                                                                                                  Explanation



                                                                                                  # # split on spaces
                                                                                                  À # rotate left
                                                                                                  „Hiš # prepend "Hi"
                                                                                                  ` # split as separate words to the stack
                                                                                                  s # move the adjective to the top of the stack
                                                                                                  ',« # append ","
                                                                                                  s # swap "I'm" to the top of the stack
                                                                                                  "05AB1E!" # push the language name
                                                                                                  ðý # join on spaces





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                                                                                                    05AB1E, 23 bytes



                                                                                                    #À„Hiš`s',«s"05AB1E!"ðý


                                                                                                    Try it online!



                                                                                                    Explanation



                                                                                                    # # split on spaces
                                                                                                    À # rotate left
                                                                                                    „Hiš # prepend "Hi"
                                                                                                    ` # split as separate words to the stack
                                                                                                    s # move the adjective to the top of the stack
                                                                                                    ',« # append ","
                                                                                                    s # swap "I'm" to the top of the stack
                                                                                                    "05AB1E!" # push the language name
                                                                                                    ðý # join on spaces





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                                                                                                    $endgroup$




                                                                                                    05AB1E, 23 bytes



                                                                                                    #À„Hiš`s',«s"05AB1E!"ðý


                                                                                                    Try it online!



                                                                                                    Explanation



                                                                                                    # # split on spaces
                                                                                                    À # rotate left
                                                                                                    „Hiš # prepend "Hi"
                                                                                                    ` # split as separate words to the stack
                                                                                                    s # move the adjective to the top of the stack
                                                                                                    ',« # append ","
                                                                                                    s # swap "I'm" to the top of the stack
                                                                                                    "05AB1E!" # push the language name
                                                                                                    ðý # join on spaces






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                                                                                                        V, 15 bytes



                                                                                                        c3lHi␛A, I'm V!


                                                                                                        Try it online!



                                                                                                        New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)






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                                                                                                          V, 15 bytes



                                                                                                          c3lHi␛A, I'm V!


                                                                                                          Try it online!



                                                                                                          New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)






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                                                                                                            V, 15 bytes



                                                                                                            c3lHi␛A, I'm V!


                                                                                                            Try it online!



                                                                                                            New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)






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                                                                                                            V, 15 bytes



                                                                                                            c3lHi␛A, I'm V!


                                                                                                            Try it online!



                                                                                                            New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)







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